dydroitสปอยเลอร์nice TITS marika no wonder you wanted to have sex with yourself so badly. Also its a cool ass cutscene albeit a bit funny that there is zero introductory context to whats going on. anyways #mantitswin 4 dydroitสปอยเลอร์dude im gonna be fucking sick he got me in a grab and i was like well there goes a good run>i check his health>i check MY health"OH FUCK" and i just WHALED on him in the .1s i had before he hit me 4 dydroitสปอยเลอร์me: lol why do i keep getting jebaited by different bosses i just want to fight maliketh for the glamsme: huh i wonder why this guy has a 50% transitionme: me: uh oh! 3 dydroitสปอยเลอร์i REALLY hate that not only is miquella a child but that gideon calls him an "infant" (?!). Actual bad writing choiceits also weird in light of the 1. proportions of his visible body 2. branch desc. 5 dydroitสปอยเลอร์i got super fucking lucky, she did her super twice and its a REALLY easy dodge + the only time you can really hurt heranyways Oh ok. What if i die. also i didnt realize miquella made her prosthetics 6 dydroitสปอยเลอร์holy shit dude also pictured: me immediately losing 95% of my hp bar from her phase opener 3 dydroitสปอยเลอร์KILL MYSELFNOW! 8 dydroitสปอยเลอร์LIKE ITS ALL JUST SOOOO. OKAY!!! The cleanrot knights being barely alive but holding out for malenia. The haligtree being miquellas. Malenia not knowing what mohg did to him. The area leading to her. 4 dydroitสปอยเลอร์1. absolutely gorgeous locale2. lol yeah no shit, also girlie i know you have plague amnesia but how would you be her SISTER3. i feel really bad for malenia, she was just a good girl :( 7 dydroitสปอยเลอร์tree houseso many cool areas in this game its amazingalso im underlevelled and scared 2 dydroitสปอยเลอร์excited to kill myself after today 2 dydroitสปอยเลอร์im normal. i feel perfectly fine. nothing is wrong. 7 dydroitสปอยเลอร์"the cold bothered him anyway" FUCK YOUFUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! 4 dydroitสปอยเลอร์DUDETHIS IS SO FUCKEDWHYYYY 6 dydroitสปอยเลอร์IM NOT GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT 6 dydroitสปอยเลอร์holy shit this is SUCH a cool concept for a fight (has my current weapon, spells, equipped items) but also They dont know that im a dogshit glass cannon build so this was easy as hell to beat dydroitสปอยเลอร์bro holy fuck dydroitสปอยเลอร์bruh i gave her the needle and i thought she DIED because thatd be par for the course for souls (ie. a mercykill) and then i teleported back AND SHES ALIVE? IVE NEVER BEEN MORE SHOCKED IN MY LIFE 5 dydroitสปอยเลอร์hes talking about blaidd at the start herehrr...gGRR!! GRR!! BARK BARK!!! (also horny aside this is cute) 7 dydroitสปอยเลอร์me: damn that boss was piss easy but i liked the concept and the music was REALLY goodme realizing its a fucking baby phase before a transition: AND THIS ARENA?? MAN. 3 dydroitสปอยเลอร์ELDEN RING HAS ANOTHER BAND OF WEIRDOS LIKE THE FINGERS AND ITS IN SERVICE TO BEST GIRL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOalso. >actual wolf furry >fucking 10 feet tallim free on thursday please call me 2 dydroitสปอยเลอร์i got teleport trapped (again) and i was like ugh im probably gonna wind up some random place ive already been and then>"what">check world mapHOW FUCKING BIG IS THIS GAME?? JESUS 2 dydroitสปอยเลอร์... 4 1