dydroitSPOILERnice TITS marika no wonder you wanted to have sex with yourself so badly. Also its a cool ass cutscene albeit a bit funny that there is zero introductory context to whats going on. anyways #mantitswin 4 dydroitSPOILERdude im gonna be fucking sick he got me in a grab and i was like well there goes a good run>i check his health>i check MY health"OH FUCK" and i just WHALED on him in the .1s i had before he hit me 4 dydroitSPOILERme: lol why do i keep getting jebaited by different bosses i just want to fight maliketh for the glamsme: huh i wonder why this guy has a 50% transitionme: me: uh oh! 3 dydroitSPOILERi REALLY hate that not only is miquella a child but that gideon calls him an "infant" (?!). Actual bad writing choiceits also weird in light of the 1. proportions of his visible body 2. branch desc. 5 dydroitSPOILERi got super fucking lucky, she did her super twice and its a REALLY easy dodge + the only time you can really hurt heranyways Oh ok. What if i die. also i didnt realize miquella made her prosthetics 6 dydroitSPOILERholy shit dude also pictured: me immediately losing 95% of my hp bar from her phase opener 3 dydroitSPOILERKILL MYSELFNOW! 8 dydroitSPOILERLIKE ITS ALL JUST SOOOO. OKAY!!! The cleanrot knights being barely alive but holding out for malenia. The haligtree being miquellas. Malenia not knowing what mohg did to him. The area leading to her. 4 dydroitSPOILER1. absolutely gorgeous locale2. lol yeah no shit, also girlie i know you have plague amnesia but how would you be her SISTER3. i feel really bad for malenia, she was just a good girl :( 7 dydroitSPOILERtree houseso many cool areas in this game its amazingalso im underlevelled and scared 2 dydroitSPOILERexcited to kill myself after today 2 dydroitSPOILERim normal. i feel perfectly fine. nothing is wrong. 7 dydroitSPOILER"the cold bothered him anyway" FUCK YOUFUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! 4 dydroitSPOILERDUDETHIS IS SO FUCKEDWHYYYY 6 dydroitSPOILERIM NOT GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT 6 dydroitSPOILERholy shit this is SUCH a cool concept for a fight (has my current weapon, spells, equipped items) but also They dont know that im a dogshit glass cannon build so this was easy as hell to beat dydroitSPOILERbro holy fuck dydroitSPOILERbruh i gave her the needle and i thought she DIED because thatd be par for the course for souls (ie. a mercykill) and then i teleported back AND SHES ALIVE? IVE NEVER BEEN MORE SHOCKED IN MY LIFE 5 dydroitSPOILERhes talking about blaidd at the start herehrr...gGRR!! GRR!! BARK BARK!!! (also horny aside this is cute) 7 dydroitSPOILERme: damn that boss was piss easy but i liked the concept and the music was REALLY goodme realizing its a fucking baby phase before a transition: AND THIS ARENA?? MAN. 3 dydroitSPOILERELDEN RING HAS ANOTHER BAND OF WEIRDOS LIKE THE FINGERS AND ITS IN SERVICE TO BEST GIRL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOalso. >actual wolf furry >fucking 10 feet tallim free on thursday please call me 2 dydroitSPOILERi got teleport trapped (again) and i was like ugh im probably gonna wind up some random place ive already been and then>"what">check world mapHOW FUCKING BIG IS THIS GAME?? JESUS 2 dydroitSPOILER... 4 1