定番の黄金ダシ。「俺のために、毎日味噌汁を作って欲しい」
唐突にそんなことを言われて、思わずフリーズしたのは仕方のないことだと思う。

俺とデイビットは、ナチュラルに同棲している。キスは朝に一回と夜に二回。たまに手を出し、出されてと、べたべたずるずると引き伸ばした様なセックスフレンド。
ルームシェアとは違う。ここの家賃を払っているのは俺だ。とはいえ別にヒモでも無い、相手に金がない訳では無い。二人で住むには僅かに狭いアパートで、壁の薄さを少しだけ気にしながら暮らしていた。

「…はぁ？今からは…」
味噌汁、ミソスープ。日本食。ミソという調味料を使用したスープのことか。今から作れってことか？と驚いたし、ましてや今、器に注いでいるのはコーンスープだが。

Just Like An Action HeroAmong the countless invention made by modern civilization, Tezcatlipoca was particularly drawn to movies.

No matter where he was, whether observing from his Grand Berserker throne or receiving it as part of Pan-Human History knowledge when he walked on Earth in his modern man vessel, the god made sure that he had the time to appreciate movies. A projection of moving slides, camera tricks, and exhilarating background music. Handsome actor done his role as a noble hero to answer the call of the leading lady, while dastardly villain plotted the hero’s demise behind the shadow. Much like the the Aztecs’ dance-play entertainment, a movie’s plot had acts. Tension escalated as the act progressed, reaching its climax as the hero confronted the villain in a dramatic battle, and ending with a charade of explosion as the hero walked away with the heroine in his embrace. Then the credit rolled, and Tezcatlipoca clapped and shouted “Bravo” with the widest smile on his face.

- これはポカニキの一人称視点で書かれています。
- デくんは登場しないが、デテのヒントはある。

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You asked me about acrylic standees I’d say they’re awesome.

Y’know, it was common for people of the past to sculpt effigies to represent gods. They picked a huge lump of clay and made small figurines out of it, following their wizened priests’ guidance on picking shapes that best represented the divine beings. Then, they brought those figures to the temples as part of many rituals, while some were also sold for the commoners to complete the altar in their houses. Simply put, the figurines brought a small part of divinity to protect their homes.